bob (college)

Reply: dude
Reply: what's with the weird stuff in the password entry?
Message: What do you mean?
Reply: i entered something wrong but it sent me to like a music video or something
Message: Oh yeah I thought it would be kinda funny if there were some Easter eggs.
Reply: easter eggs? what do you think were doing here?
Reply: insisting we use some kind of cipher program was weird enough
Reply: especially since you fucking refuse to make it into an exe
Reply: do you genuinely think this is a fucking joke
Reply: i got you this job because i care about you but it seems like you have no clue what youre doing
Message: Shut up Jake.
Message: You're only here because your daddy is bankrolling this place.
Message: I'm the only developer they have, so I'll do as I fucking please.
Reply: Jesus Christ.
Reply: we used to be friends
Message: Yeah, USED TO.